I think I may have just discovered where the French earned their supposed reputation as lovers. As any reader will know, it has been a long and relatively unrewarding search, but I've at last turned up a little gem.
Since the sex is still far from remarkable, I tried to raise the bar of quality in what may be my new entrapment by trying: "say something sexy." Turns out, "dirty talk" in the language of love is UNTHINKABLY delicious. Honestly, you'd think I would have figured this out a little sooner. "Je veux emprunter toutes les portes de ton corps" whispered breathily against your jawline can definitely muster a blush, I'd say.
Oooh yes, nice.
ReplyDeleteI've got to say that I'm a little disheartened but your "unrewarding search".
The French I've known naked were all VERY rewarding but they were all OUT of France. Perhaps there's something in that?
okay, so i just googled translated that statement and wow. that would probably take me over the edge.
ReplyDeletehehe I'm glad I sent google translate some traffic! And Ms. Stray, it hasn't ALL been terrible~ Handsome Parisian is the best sex I've had in this or any country to date!
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